Yes you read that right.... I saw a hooker!
It all started a few weeks ago when we (Val, Diane and myself) got our schedules together to see when we could to to the beach. It just so happened that it was going to be during black biker week. So here is a tale of our most awesome (I mean interesting) vacation.....
Sunday am we got up early... like as in 5:15 early to get my car packed to then go get Val and then Diane. Val started driving the trip since the first part was the easy part and I would not have to pay attention to every road and turn by turn directions. It was just one road. We drove to Rockingham and then switched and I drove the rest of the way down. I tried to prep Val for the sites that we were going to see. (I dont know why she didnt remember us going down there 6 years ago) So we got there and it was exactly how I expected it. Busy, noisy, and loud. We checked in early and then got our beach stuff together and headed to the beach. The hotel was right on the beach and it had 8 pools and some hot tubs. We packed our lunch for the day so we ate that on the beach and we baked in the sun until 3ish. The only reason we went in early was because I started to notice that I missed some spots and did not want anything to get worse.
We got to our room and all got ready while also unpacking the car. We had big plans to go shopping in the evening at the outlet mall. By the time we got to the outlet it was 5 and they closed at 7. I really had no idea we would spend so much time there. We left the outlet after 7pm but scored some great deals. First off, at Banana R. Val got two super cute tops and Diane got some socks, then at Gap both Val and I got the same pair of shorts, and then at Nike I scored big with two super awesome snug capri pants. One is red and black, the other blue and black. I also got an under armour shirt too. By the time we left, I was exhausted. We decided to just get Wendys for dinner. I didn't even think I could make it though a dinner service and I just wanted a baked potato with chili on top.
After our quick stop at Wendy's, we found a parking spot in the deck and went to the room where we relaxed, had some wine, and watched some tv before hitting the sack.
So on to day two..... Day two started off at 12:30am. We all woke up to some crazy biker noise outside our room. It seemed like they were right on us! I also woke up about 5-6 other times that night. This is not typical since I am normally a heavy sleeper and enjoy sleeping whenever I can. Its one of my fav things to do. So my alarm went off at 6:30am and I got up and found my super cool capri pants to wear with my running shirt and went for a jog. This jog was filled with me seeing a hooker who was wearing... and I kid you not.... Red boyshort panties that were see through and lacy. (NO JOKE) and to add to that, she had a black bra on and some heals and that was it! She also had her pimp with her. So... on my way down the strip, I saw her and on my way back up, I saw her being picked up by some guys in a car. Go figure.
I got back to the hotel, showered, and then went to grab some coffee from starbucks with Val. When we got back we got Diane up and packed our stuff for the beach and to go home. Val and I went to the pool on Monday and Diane stayed in the indoor pool because she was super crispy. We basked in the sun and ate our packed lunch again and read magazines, and saw some really interesting people. I helped a guy send a text message with a video to his daughter and Val was disgusted by some kids that were in the pool. Needless to say the sunscreen I used on day two was terrible. I threw it out. I got pink even though I put it on every hour that I was outside. So.... I got some sun. :)
We ended up leaving the hotel at around 3 and drove back avoiding most storms but not the traffic. We still made decent time considering we were in south Myrtle and had some traffic and stopped once.
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